Best Sharabi Hindi Joke

i m laughing frm 5 mins, can't resist frm sharing 
Ek Aadmi Raat Mein Sharab Pee Kar Ghar
Aaya,
Aur Sote-Sote Bhagwan Ko Pyara Ho
Gaya.
Upar Jakar Usne Bhagwan Se Jeene Ka
Dusra Chance Maanga,
Bhagwan Ne Use Murgi Bana Kar Wapis Bhej Diya.
Murgi Ban Kar Usne Ek Anda Diya,
Jaise Hi
Usne Ande Ko Dekha To Uske Hosh Udd G
aye...
Anda Sone Ka Tha..
Khushi Mein Usne zor lagayea aur Ek Aur Anda Diya.....
Aur
Jaise Hi Wo Teesra Anda Dene k liye ZORR Lagane laga to Uske Sar Pe Kisi Ne Joota Maara...
Aur Jab Usne Aankhein Kholi To Usne
Dekha Biwi Chilla Rahi Thi....
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Uth Jaa kutte !!!!!
Bistar Pe TATTI Kiye Jaa Raha Hai..!!!!""!!""