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Tuesday, 31 December 2013
Funny Rajnikant Special Jokes Collection
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People Update Status Via BlackBerry, iPhone, iPad, Etc.. Rajnikant Updates Status Via Calculator...
Rajnikanth's dog's house has a signboard on it, saying..
Maalik Se Sawdhan!
Once Rajnikant Decided To Race With Time.. & The Result Is Time Is Still Running
Galileo used 'Lamp' to Study, Graham bell used 'Candle' to study, Shakshpeare studied in 'Street lights' But .....
Do u know about Rajnikant......????
Only Agarbatti
When Rajnikant was a student! You can't g
People Update Status Via BlackBerry, iPhone, iPad, Etc.. Rajnikant Updates Status Via Calculator...
Rajnikanth's dog's house has a signboard on it, saying..
Maalik Se Sawdhan!
Once Rajnikant Decided To Race With Time.. & The Result Is Time Is Still Running
Galileo used 'Lamp' to Study, Graham bell used 'Candle' to study, Shakshpeare studied in 'Street lights' But .....
Do u know about Rajnikant......????
Only Agarbatti
When Rajnikant was a student! You can't g
Funny Message Story Joke
A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment ‘RENT FOR APARTMENT.’
On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done,
realizing that the whole event had not been worth the price. So he had his secretary send a check for $250 and enclose the following typed note:
Dear Madam:
Enclosed find a check for $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place, I was under the impressio
On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done,
realizing that the whole event had not been worth the price. So he had his secretary send a check for $250 and enclose the following typed note:
Dear Madam:
Enclosed find a check for $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place, I was under the impressio
Best Sharabi Hindi Joke
i m laughing frm 5 mins, can't resist frm sharing
Ek Aadmi Raat Mein Sharab Pee Kar Ghar
Aaya,
Aur Sote-Sote Bhagwan Ko Pyara Ho
Gaya.
Upar Jakar Usne Bhagwan Se Jeene Ka
Dusra Chance Maanga,
Bhagwan Ne Use Murgi Bana Kar Wapis Bhej Diya.
Murgi Ban Kar Usne Ek Anda Diya,
Jaise Hi
Usne Ande Ko Dekha To Uske Hosh Udd G
Ek Aadmi Raat Mein Sharab Pee Kar Ghar
Aaya,
Aur Sote-Sote Bhagwan Ko Pyara Ho
Gaya.
Upar Jakar Usne Bhagwan Se Jeene Ka
Dusra Chance Maanga,
Bhagwan Ne Use Murgi Bana Kar Wapis Bhej Diya.
Murgi Ban Kar Usne Ek Anda Diya,
Jaise Hi
Usne Ande Ko Dekha To Uske Hosh Udd G
Funny Sardar Joke Message Story
This one is too good...
A Sardarji comes up to Pakistan border on his bike. He's got two large bags over his shoulders.
The guard Iqbal stops him and says, 'What's in the bags?' 'Sand,' answered the Sardarji.
Iqbal says, 'We'll just see about that. Get off the bike.'
Iqbal's guard takes the bags and rips them apart, he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains the Sardarji all night and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. Iqbal releases the Sardarji, puts the san
A Sardarji comes up to Pakistan border on his bike. He's got two large bags over his shoulders.
The guard Iqbal stops him and says, 'What's in the bags?' 'Sand,' answered the Sardarji.
Iqbal says, 'We'll just see about that. Get off the bike.'
Iqbal's guard takes the bags and rips them apart, he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains the Sardarji all night and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. Iqbal releases the Sardarji, puts the san
Funny Jokes Collection Message
What's Marriage?
Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans
That Destroys All The Six Senses
And Makes The Person NON Sense..!
Definition Of Happy Couple -
HE Does What SHE Wants…
SHE Does What SHE Wants.
Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.
Husband: Exactly darling! its a computer, not a Husband..!!
'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your L
Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans
That Destroys All The Six Senses
And Makes The Person NON Sense..!
Definition Of Happy Couple -
HE Does What SHE Wants…
SHE Does What SHE Wants.
Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.
Husband: Exactly darling! its a computer, not a Husband..!!
'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your L
Funny Father Son Joke
A little boy asks his father: "Dad, what does it mean to be a man". The father replies: "well son, being a man means that you're the person in control of the situation, you're the one who takes all the important decisions".
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"Well" - the kid answers - "then I hope to be a great man when I grow up, just like mom is".
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"Well" - the kid answers - "then I hope to be a great man when I grow up, just like mom is".
5 Year Old First Job- Whatsapp Message Stories
Here's a truly heartwarming story about the bond formed between a little 5-year-old girl and some construction workers that will make you believe that we all can make a difference when we give a child the gift of our time. A young family moved into a house, next to a vacant lot. One day, a Construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot.
The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing the workers.
Eventually the construction crew, all of them "gems-in-the-rough," more or less, adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel impo
The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing the workers.
Eventually the construction crew, all of them "gems-in-the-rough," more or less, adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel impo
Funny Gazals Jokes
Ek Ajeeb Si Halat Hai Tere Jane Ke Baad ,
Bhuk Hi Nahi Lagti Khana Khane Ke Baad
Mere Paas 8 Samose The, Jo Mene Kha Liye
1 Tere Aane Se Pehle 7 Tere Jane Ke Baad
Neend Hi Nahi Aati Mujhe Sone Ke Baad
Nazar Kuch Nahi Aata Aankhen Band hone Ke Baad
Doctor Se Jo Pucha Iska Elaaj, Dekar 4 Tablets, Bola.
Kha Lena 2 Jagne Se Pehle, 2 sone ke ba
Bhuk Hi Nahi Lagti Khana Khane Ke Baad
Mere Paas 8 Samose The, Jo Mene Kha Liye
1 Tere Aane Se Pehle 7 Tere Jane Ke Baad
Neend Hi Nahi Aati Mujhe Sone Ke Baad
Nazar Kuch Nahi Aata Aankhen Band hone Ke Baad
Doctor Se Jo Pucha Iska Elaaj, Dekar 4 Tablets, Bola.
Kha Lena 2 Jagne Se Pehle, 2 sone ke ba
Funny Rajnikant Jokes
�� Recently china airports were closed due to heavy fog........ Later it was discovered that Rajanikanth was smoking!!!!!!!!!
�� Rajanikanth did his KG from seven different places.. Today those places are known as IIT's!!!!!!
�� Government of India pays tax to Rajanikanth for living in India!!!!!!!
�� Definition of solar eclipse:
When Rajanikanth stares at sun with anger, sun hides behind the moon. This greatest phenomena is called Solar Eclipse.........!!!!!
�� Rajanikanth woke up one day and decided he should share atleast one perc
Funy Pick Up LiNES Collection In English
1. What's wrong? You're looking a little sad and gloomy. What you need is some Vitamin me.
2. I got u something special baby, it's the condom I used when I lost my virginity.
2. I got u something special baby, it's the condom I used when I lost my virginity.
3. If you were a Porsche, I'd wax and ride you all over town.
4. Do you handle chickens because your good with cocks
4. Do you handle chickens because your good with cocks
5. I have 4 words for you "Hol I Day Inn".
6. Girl you're sweet as candy, can I taste u "Now And Later"
7. Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touche
6. Girl you're sweet as candy, can I taste u "Now And Later"
7. Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touche
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