Funny Political Parties Jokes

Today only election jokes
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(Chattisgarh, MP, RJ, Delhi) Congress    on sale @ OLX...

after defeat...

Sonia says.. bech de.....
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Congress has won 8 seats in delhi. Now, they can fit in innova to go to assembly. They are called innova party
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Again its proved delhi is not safe for women..

see what happened to sheela dixit!!
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RAHUL GANDHI:
"Mom..! Ab Kya Baaki Reh Gaya Hai, TV Ka Remote Mujhe Do 'Chotta Bh
eem' Dekhna Hai.."
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2013 Delhi election results:

BAAP : 32
AAP : 28
PAAP : 8
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Rahul Gandhi's latest Blunder...

He was heard saying...

It was due to Whats App... Application which inclined Voters to Vote AAP...
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Tota udd....
Maina udd....
Chidiya udd....
Kabutar udd.....

Aur congress ...furrrrrrrrrr...
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Shiela dixit messaged kejriwal in morning today-
"karwate badalte rahe saari raat hum...AAP ki kasam...
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"Hey Sheila, wanna here a joke?"

"Yes"

"Delhi"

"I didn't get it"

"Exactly"
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Kejriwal is now known as "Shilajit"
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Sheila Dixit singing:

AAP jaisa koi meri zindagi mein aaye,

Toh VAAT lag jaaye
Oho VAAT lag jaaye!!"
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All Indians have gifted Soniya Gandhi with outstanding defeat  of Congress in all the 4 states on her birthday 9th dec'2013.
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Congress ne banaya public ko 10 saal se ullu isilye iss bar une mila baba ji ka thullu
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Tring Tring.

Sheila: Hello?
Rahul: What is the reason for your defeat?

Sheila: Sirji, AAP